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  1. "Chocolate biscuits," quoth the Lord, "are a fine thing."
  2. The forumites agreed. "They are indeed so excellent and fine!"
  3. "Chocolate digestives!" Said one, "No! Chocolate hobnobs!" said another. It was clear The A had created quite the predicament.
  4. "Æ! We shall have a battle of the biscuits to see which is best" said He.
  5. For forty days and forty nights, these valiant biscuits battled and fought to find a victor.
  6. It turned out in the end that bourbon creams were the best.
  7. "They survive the incredible heat of Megaturkey"
  8. "They rarely go soggy - if they do, you can still enjoy the cream"
  9. "They are strong, valiant, and mighty - they are Bourbon creams!"
  10. And so, bourbon cream were the victor for infinity.
  11. "Grmph blumph nom nom nom gnyum!" said Armagan, due to his eating of the Biscuit.
  12. He then licked his lips and fingers, and the crumbs off the table,
  13. And said "Do your duty and eat Bourbon Creams!"
  14. Then the political correctness man came along, whispered,
  15. And Armağan said "Other chocolate biscuits are also fine!"



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