The Holy Trinity

Armağan is the creator of everything Mount&Bladeish. He is the son of a cataclysmic Singularity collapse in the Horsehead nebula. He has a ˇ above the g because he has.

İpek is the wife of Armagan, and thus must be worshipped accordingly. She has a floaty dot above the I, symbolising humanity; she is the goddess of our human selves.

Borcha, sorry, Bora, is The Son of the Almighty Ones.

The Administrators of Destruction

Pavlov was one of the Elders, before he was shut away in Fire and Shadow for eternity. It is written that in the End Times, he will return to Taleworlds, and purge the Forum of noobs, haxx0rs, trolls and the 34th incarnation of Volke.

The Lost Lamb is a lamb that managed to get lost, much akin to Smudge. He wields a mighty hammer that renders the victim incapable of anything but expressing their love for male body parts.

Archonsod is The Wise One. He knows everything about everything, is the Keeper of Knowledge, and can debate with furious intensity. Anyone attempting to contradict his Word are turned into hollow shells of people.

Narcissus is the Antimagan. He worked hard to destroy the religion, but in the end, his fear of the wrath of the True Believers sent him scurrying away to his sexy wife. He hasn't been heard from since.

Merentha is the Grumpy Old Man of the forums. He appears now and then, most often to insult the wrongdoers with a scathing, but witty remark, often questioning their intelligence.

Assorted Weirdos

Gigapope Leprous Leprechaun is one of the founders of our religion. He often wears Skyburner, The Lilac Shirt of Eternity +3.

St. Archscribe Cymro XII wrote lots of things, like this. Disagreeing with his teachings often resulted in an arrow through the chest, shot by Windblade, the Mongolian Horsebow of Death +4. He will be remembered.

James Worldcrafter makes things, then writes about them on an imaginary plane in space. It is rumoured that he can make a full suit of plate armour from nothing more than a matchbox and a half eaten packet of wine gums.

Baronduke Alex of Flerg believes that Taleworldsism is the one way, the true way. He smites the unbelievers with Razortongue, the Sentient Clock Sword +6. One of the few Believers to be afflicted with Freemanic Paracusia.